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Try to convince me New Blood wasn’t founded for the purposes of shitposting first and foremost

You will fail

hardly a big conceptual leap from the existence of rumble controllers, which have always unofficially been dual-use objects.

Writer telling on themselves

Aside from the Xbox controller, however, none of the devices buttplug.io works with are game controllers I’ve ever heard of

People have controlled Super Smash Bros with drums and bananas, I promise you people have controlled games with a buttplug somehow

open source sex toy interface

I recently watched a Richard Stallman interview where he talks about being horrified with bluetooth dildos because it’s closed source and sending data to corporations. He must be thrilled with this new development

what’s going on here? when you die you get to cheat at a chess game?