RFK finds running mate. Their respective worms don’t get along at first, but learn to get along after some sort of trial and/or tribulation.
This movie writes itself.
Giuliani
Though the man’s preference for soft bacon wasn’t the sole cause of the ailment, the researchers determined that he likely consumed bacon that had gone bad.
😳
I’ve eaten some sketchy bacon before… I think I’ll stop now.
Wait no, even if it was bad, wouldn’t cooking it kill the eggs?
that’s the main point of cooking it…
Oh I missed it said sole cause. I thought they were dismissing the soft bacon thing entirely.
I’ll continue to eat dodgy bacon then, as long as it’s properly crispy.
Literal brain worms in Florida. Makes sense if you’ve been. Don’t drink the water.
If anyone’s interested in the science of neurocysticerosis heres a good video by chubbyemu https://youtu.be/lPRzYJwqz6g
Before I click on this link, someone tell me if it will make my new phobia better or worse
edit: I watched it. It made it worse
I doubt Disney will be greenlighting this.
NSFL
