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Richard Scarry is awesome
A pig driving a hot dog is kinda gruesome if you think about it.
It’s all beef.
Oh, that’s fine, because there aren’t any cow people in Richard Scarry’s works.
Oh. Drinking milk has gotta be awkward, too!
The cows drink pig milk. 😉
What are your thoughts on an Ouroboros but the front half is a pig and the back half is a hotdog?
That sounds delicious!
Well fam have I got a treat for you, this is the drawing I made for my first tattoo:
Boaroboros
That looks delicious!
Amazing.
Ever heard of the Tony Hawk blood skateboard? (Or skateboards? I dunno.)
“Hotdog car isn’t science fiction, it’s science fact.”
~Oscar Meyer, probably
“To beef frank, hotdog car isn’t science fiction, it’s science fact.”
Thank you for putting the correct quote.
Richard Scarry is a GOAT of children’s fantasy.
Quite literally, sometimes!
Roald Dahl was better
Isn’t the concept of a pig driving a hot dog kinda low key horrifying?
No worse than my Honda Spinal AcCord
aren’t hotdogs usually beef?
Nah, it’s soy or smth. Impossible hotdog.
I mean we technically do have the hot dog car in real life, so that’s neat
And Teslas are kinda like the Apple version of a car. But they kill people.
I did not expect to see Lowly the worm on Lemmy today. Nice.
Lowly’s brown and that guy’s green. What, you’re saying all worms look alike??
Oh shit. Sorry for my inadvertent wormism. I haven’t seen the guy in like 40 years!
All my homies love lowly the worm 🥰
Wow that’s a blast from the past.
This… is not how I imagined the Apple car to look like…
The lawsuit is still pending.
BEHOLD! THE FUTURE IS NOW!!
Ok I’m giving up on trying to find an apple car. The search results are flooded with either stuff about the company Apple making their own car, or how to integrate their phones and apps with your own car.
This joke ain’t funny enough to keep going. Sorry.
Here’s a few, the trick I used was to translate “apple car” into other languages (Spanish, German), then search using the translations:
https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/601b52c9260000fa05c23591.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale
https://img.chefkoch-cdn.de/rezepte/2273261362839543/bilder/1192091/crop-642x428/apfelauto.jpg
That’s clever! Thanks for the tip!
Then the car turned itself into a pickle! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!
Where is goldbug hiding?
Performing fellatio on the mouse guy.
I had a giant Richard Scarry book when I was little, that was the shit
You could drive a hot dog or a pickle car…or you could drive a bi-plane car or tank that is attached to a steamroller tractor or a car made out of wood with saws.
As a 19 year old with a bench seated car from the 50s every time I take the homies out with it we do fr ride my car like the roaring plenty like when you don’t have a center console or seat belts of course everyone is going to call shot gun and get shot gun it’s the best part of such early automatics
Cars with electric motors can be any shape. I am appalled that there is not a pattywagon for sale
for the record, cars with combustion engines can also be any shape
True. It’s just harder because you have to move the power around with mechanical linkages rather than just having a big ass cable
There’s the cheese slice car
I need it
Like a hamburgermobile?
Yeah from SpongeBob
Never heard of it
I’m not clicking that
Alright
