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minus-squareMostly_Gristle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoOf all the things to get attacked by in Montana. Not a bear, not a mountain lion, or a wolf, or a moose. Nope, a fucking otter is the thing that gets you. Jesus.
minus-squareMarigoldPuppyFlavors@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoI would much rather it be an otter than any of those you mentioned, though.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoit’s funny how they left the most dangerous bastards off the list: humans.
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOk plan B. Let’s get honey badgers and breed them for intelligence and pack tactics.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI’m not sure you’d need more than three… but also… do you really want to unleash that on the world? Honey Badgers are vicious.
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYou must admit it would make life more interesting.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoYes, I would have to admit that. Especially if they were trained to go after covfefe and hamberders.
Of all the things to get attacked by in Montana. Not a bear, not a mountain lion, or a wolf, or a moose. Nope, a fucking otter is the thing that gets you. Jesus.
I would much rather it be an otter than any of those you mentioned, though.
it’s funny how they left the most dangerous bastards off the list: humans.
Ok plan B.
Let’s get honey badgers and breed them for intelligence and pack tactics.
I’m not sure you’d need more than three… but also… do you really want to unleash that on the world? Honey Badgers are vicious.
You must admit it would make life more interesting.
Yes, I would have to admit that. Especially if they were trained to go after covfefe and hamberders.