Bonus letter to a judge.
Unfortunately they forgot to put the I in quotes in the last sentence, invalidating the whole document.
“i” am dumber for having read this
I just glazed past it and saw Europe and UK several times in there. That shit doesn’t have anything to do with America so I don’t know what’s going on here. I mean the Bible nonsense I get, but that’s standard issue crazy.
Dear “judge,”
“i” order you to drop my case.
Sincerely,
“i”
Did you mean to leave the name visible at the bottom of the judge’s letter? That’s quite a distinctive name.
But is it the uppercase or the lowercase name?
They left it visible in their letter to the pope/Bishop of Rome
I mean, you have to in those letters
The “name” is deceased apprently. I’m sure since “the debtor” is dead, it’s no big deal.
Plot twist: Republicans get their way and install theocracy, then can’t enforce any debts or laws because sovcit bullshit quoting the bible suddenly becomes legit.
There are far too many "s"es in that first posts, and not enough apostrophes. I can forgive the latter, but the former made my brain stutter.
Happy holidays!
I like how it abruptly switches from bible verses to various legal texts, all presented with no excerpts or citations. Is the entire book meant to serve as evidence?
This gave “I” a Cyprus Constipation.