• ryrybang@lemmy.worldOP
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    Edit: last traitor just got booked. All 19 beat the deadline.

    Here’s the arrest list so far.

    Cathy Latham, 5’2" 155 lbs

    Scott Hall, 6’0" 235 lbs

    John Eastman, 5’7" 160 lbs

    David Shafer, 5’5" 150 lbs

    Kenneth Chesebro, 5’11" 185 lbs

    Ray Stallings Smith III, 5’11" 195 lbs

    Rudolph Giuliani, 5’11" 230 lbs

    Sidney Powell, 6’0" 170 lbs

    Jenna Ellis, 5’7" 130 lbs

    Mark Meadows, 6’1" 240 lbs

    Harrison Floyd, 5’11" 210 lbs

    Donald Trump, 6’3 215 lbs

    Jeffrey Clark, 5’3" 150 lbs

    Robert Cheeley, 6’2" 290 lbs

    Michael Roman, 5’5" 195 lbs

    Shawn Still, 6’2" 200 lbs

    Trevian Kutti, 5’3" 140 lbs

    Misty Hampton, 5’3" 230 lbs

    Stephen Lee, 6’1" 275 lbs

    The Fulton County Jail has worked [ 0 ] days without processing traitors 1 more traitor to go, less than 2 hours left. Will we have a fugitive or not? Stephen Cliffgard Lee faces 5 felony counts.

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      We can stop reporting their weight and height. They’re not being weighed or measured, they’re submitting that information on the honor system.

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        That seems to be true for Trump; unclear about the others unless I missed reporting on this. Did anybody follow-up with the Sheriff to see if others were weighed versus self-reported?

        Is Trump getting special treatment? Did Trump, or others here, make false statements to officials about their height or weight? I don’t think it’s trivial.

        It’s also fun to do this about somebody so vain about their own appearance and who has spent a lifetime making fun of others for their appearance or weight.

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          IMHO, it must be self reported org taken from their license, which is usually also self reported.

          Powell is reported at 6f 170lb, which is how tall and heavy I am. And I’m a damn bean pole.

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          I’ve been booked a few times. Height was measured accurately once (with a tape measure). But generally it was on the honor system or pulled from my license.

          Never been weighed in jail except when seeing the doctor.

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        And if there’s one thing that people who lied about election results in an attempt to keep Trump in office are known for, it’s being honest.

        No wait, not honest. The other thing.

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          Yeah, it’s pretty stilly.

          Seems like it wouldn’t be too hard for the DMV or jail to take your license picture while you stand on a scale next to a ruler. Kill 3 birds with one stone.

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      I have no idea what drove me to make this and I am so very sorry for everyone with functioning eyes that stumbles upon this post. All the mug shots, looped forever, to fuel your nightmares!

      Mugshots

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    “Still to be booked there is Stephen Lee, an Illinois police chaplain.”

    Will Lee flee?

    Enhh it’s too early for rhymes.

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    I always remember Trump’s previous lawyer and fixer stating outright that Trump’s circle would drag each other down like crabs in boiling water. For a group of grotesquely flawed facsimiles of humanity, they lasted a long time.