Cumhammer 2K23: in the grim darkness of the present, there is only cum
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How long til this becomes a bdsm tool?
negative several decades, it’s a thing
Huh, neat!
Why not just like jerk off into a tube before you’re deployed? I truly don’t get it
Then you’re taking away jobs from the hardworking IDF spunk collectors.
There was an episode of Law & Order: SVU where a woman used this to get pregnant with rich men’s semen (she’d drug them first) and then sue them for child support and then abandon the kid somewhere
Yeah, it’s Law & Order, you’re not gonna get anything decent out of it
and there was the episode of Voyager when Seska stole Chakotay’s jizz to impreggers herself (or said she did, I could never follow the arc)
She stole some of his DNA which was enough to impregnate herself (supposedly), but when she gave birth it was actually half-Cardassian half-Kazon because she was shacking up with Maj Kulla of the Kazon Nistrum. No ultrasounds in the Delta Quadrant (well apparently the Traibe ships that the Kazon appropriated don’t have them?).
bzzzt zapping ya prostate with 50k volts of pure apartheid energy, cum to me my brood
