Photo of text from Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut. The text says “Big tits will get you in anywhere.”
Won’t get you into the itty bitty titty committee
So it goes
Does this stack with the clipboard, HiVis vest, or ladder buffs? Asking for a friend.
I’m sorry, they debuff all stats and consign you to a life in the Reeks and Wrecks.
Player Piano is a really great book! It doesn’t get as much love as his later stuff and i think it’s because it was Vonneguts first novel and he hadn’t really developed the writing style people associate with his other more famous novels. It’s still a great read I enjoyed from beginning to end!
I read it a rather long time ago, I will definitely read it again soon!
One of my all-time favorite books from easily my favorite author. Player Piano deserves more recognition outside Vonnegut fans.
Kurt had no idea how big they’d get in the future.