Why’s this creep shooting an ATM?
Best guess; he was trying to circumvent the prompt to feed it a stray cat.
Is this why ikea doesn’t have doors on its little showrooms?
Hey, listen, if we need to create stories so that the media actually pays attention to the suffering of these couches, then that’s what we’re gonna do!
I can’t go back to IKEA just because I wanted to see how many meatballs one of their dressers could hold. Why sell them both if you’re not allowed to do this?
Why to Sweden the deal of course
Ikea does have those semi-private feeling little nooks… I’ve thought about taking a nap in one before. I can only imagine the temptation Vince feels seeing that fresh upholstery.
Ever notice how ne never seems to speak about Swedish immigrants? Jus sayin’
CNN’s Jake Tapper fact checking rigor would show this story is 100% true.
True fact.
I want a restraining order out on telecoms from setting food on my property to sell shit.
I understand they have right of way because the tax payer funded infrastructure somehow belongs to them…but fuckoff with trying to sell me shit.
This is really great journalism. Someone needs to edit his Wikipedia page and point to this as evidence. Then we can start citing the Wikipedia page to
make updiscover more of these stories