There’s a joke about ASP.NET and browser cookies here but I’m too lazy to make it.

Old?!?! I’ll have you know I just did some maintenance work on an ASP.NET 4.0 app a couple weeks ago. ☹️

I’ve used mine to prop up monitors but lately they just sit on my shelf. Books that serve no purpose end up in the garbage simply because I don’t have room for them.

I have mine working as ballast in the bottom of a bookshelf to keep it from vibrating too hard when the 3D printer on top of it is running

Looking nice on my shelf. The internet is a greater tool than any book.

I use them as mousepad! Sometimes.

Aaahhh, cookies! I need a cookie :-\

Oh, uhm, ehem. I use “The Dragon Book” as a laptop stand :'D The one with the red dragon.

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Anal dildo mount. You need something weighty for that.