This is like that time Mario found Princess Toadstool’s dildo. Which is, cannonically a thing that happened in a real Super Mario game, published by Nintendo…and also Squaresoft for some reason.
Well, Mario found Peach’s ??? hidden beside the fireplace in her bedroom. If it is a dildo, then we have to assume that Mario doesn’t know what a dick looks like, which is a brand new twist on the Super Mario lore.
That’s the American version. In the japanese version I forget exactly what it said, but it was something like “Toadstools vibrating wand” or something like that. It’s been almost 30 years since I read it in EGM.
This is like that time Mario found Princess Toadstool’s dildo. Which is, cannonically a thing that happened in a real Super Mario game, published by Nintendo…and also Squaresoft for some reason.
Well, Mario found Peach’s ??? hidden beside the fireplace in her bedroom. If it is a dildo, then we have to assume that Mario doesn’t know what a dick looks like, which is a brand new twist on the Super Mario lore.
That’s the American version. In the japanese version I forget exactly what it said, but it was something like “Toadstools vibrating wand” or something like that. It’s been almost 30 years since I read it in EGM.
Sounds like EGM have been making things up - “Pīchi no XXX” = “XXX of Peach”.
https://www.mariowiki.com/Peach's_%3F%3F%3F
:O
God dammit.
I hate finding out shit I’ve known my whole life and never questioned was wrong.
That’s a terrible thing to call Toadsworth!