I actually can’t tell what’s a parody any more
Coke in a can: mid Coke in a bottle: okay Coke in a bag: LET’S FUCKING GO
He might try but Don Jr will be snorting it faster than the factory could add it.
And no one in the mainstream media will care.
Holy shit I was almost excited there might be one thing to make the coming cycle less shitty until I saw the community
Here’s one that’s real: he’s promised to ban high-fructose corn syrup, which is banned in most other developed countries. It should have been banned in the US decades ago.
He might be a wakadoodle, but he might still get a few things right by accident
Yea, except somehow we’ll end up with something worse replacing it.
High fructose fentanyl syrup
Hell try and then we’ll be reading a news story about how his brain worms finally kennedy’d him the next hour after the attempt. HFCS and the multitude of corporations producing and using it aren’t some pushover industry like oil and natural gas, they have actual power.
There’s a reason corn is in everything processed in the US.
I don’t think Canada has it banned either lol
Just gotta elect a guy with a brain worm, I guess…?
I think the best we can hope for is that Trump seems unlikely to fuck with state laws regarding marijuana. That’s fine with me.
That’s not to say I wouldn’t try the Coke, though.
Damn, just after it gets added to the BDS list.
Could shoplift it just to try
