• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 hours ago

      “Best we can do is this easily hackable plastic junk that resembles a marital aid and hides the door handles when on fire. Oh, and you’ll need to buy a lifetime subscription, submit a hair and blood sample, and headshots of your first born… for science.”