• SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed 😊

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      1 year ago

      Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

      I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

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          1 year ago

          Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

          I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

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          She’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

          Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

          The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

          My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

          • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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            1 year ago

            I like how the full title makes sure to point out that it’s not her day job and that the bottle is female 😄