the succession plan is robot Steve jobs
Dear Investors: don’t worry. It’s a very detailed plan.
Promote the Eldest Boy.
Apple doesn’t give a shit about investors
I volunteer for the spot. I’ve been practicing my finger tip presses during zoom meetings for it.
I’m gonna be really bummed if the new CEO, by coincidence, doesn’t have the name Johnny Appleseed.
Well we all know how Succession ended.
Tim: I would love to see Dua
Assistant, two hours later: Guess what? You’re now confirmed to go on interview with her, at her home, on her couch
Tim: A front row concert ticket is what I meant but this works too
This is the most random interview and love it
This is the most random interview and love it
Is it just me or does Apple feel like it’s heading in the complete opposite direction Steve Jobs would have taken it.
Imo steve jobs would we hella proud of what apple has become today.
No, Steve’s direction really wasnt THAT crazy in the 21st century Apple. It would be slightly different, the product stack would be simpler, but nothing revolutionary
It’s not just you …
The community overwhelmingly downvoted my original comment, but I just feel like the quality control on Apple hardware and software has gone down along with the care about the user experience and genuine privacy.
Pretty sure it has been more successful than ever
Eldest boy?!
“Introducing uhhh the new fucking iPhone, ok yeah, for sure”
It will be Scott Forstall returning like the messiah
Haha! What is he doing these days, anyway…?
There hasn’t been much in the spotlight but he randomly produced a Broadway musical that won 8 Tony Awards in 2020 :D
the only pick who would actually make me excited about apple’s future
Same man
He wouldn’t know the way back to Cupertino if he uses his version of apple maps
SKEUUU MURP ISM
SKEUUU MURP ISM
Apple had two succesfull CEOs: Steve Jobs and Tim Cook.
Why did you write this
John Cena
Let’s be honest, the largest stockholders (Vanguard, Blackrock, and Berkshire Hathaway) will choose whomever will generate the largest return for them. When Tim Cook leaves, I promise you that what little of Apple’s core values remain will be sacrificed on the alter of creating more value for shareholders.
It’ll be Jeff Williams, and Tim Cook’s enshittifaction of the product lines will probably continue to get worse with him at the helm.
There will only be one Tim Apple
Apple bout to drop the tiM2
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I’m gonna wait for the tiM4 MAX
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Best comment in here tbh
Tim Apple II.
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