Hello ya wafflebums. This glorious table was originally posted by https://old.reddit.com/user/antonionb when reddit made these things possible before douchewit u/spez ruined it.
dumbnozzle — an orifice that emits stupidity.
scumwit — a person who thinks badly of everyone.
douchesucker — a person who is fooled by advertisements for douches; thus, a person with inadequate sexual education.
dipbag — a container of chewing tobacco.
dipsucker — a user of chewing tobacco.
dirthat — a proverbial “ostrich”; one who buries their head in the sand, thus having dirt for a hat.
trumpnozzle — an orifice that emits fascism.
wankclown — an erotic performer in unfortunate makeup.Wankclown and trumpgoblin are underused. We should fix that
Interesting that “ass ass” was used. Would be interesting too if this was recreated and you could click on a search for that exact term for all instances of those combos being used.
[removed] is missing
I’d have thought “wanksucker” would have been used more.
Reddit mods are scumwits
I’m happy to see that “lib goblin” never caught on
You know, I’d have thought Fuck goblin would have been more prolific than dick waffle.
It’s time to bring back “poop clown.”
Scumwit kinda goes hard
