So, of course, the only way that could be constitutional is if they banned absolutely all celebrations.
Sounds like a fun place.
Sounds like it’s time to relocate the folsom street fair to huntington beach for a couple years, turned up to 11. Really gay up the place as much as possible. Give out pepper spray infused with glitter, hand out rainbow-colored double ended stallion dildos, fuck rough in the streets with collars, cuffs, leashes, harnesses, whips and chains, the whole nine yards - with everyone participating. Fuck for justice, people.
Just have to watch the city council members closely, to see who pops a chub as they hide in the bushes with binoculars. Naughty, naughty boys.
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My proposed slogan: “Give Huntington Beach a Chance”
Bring Seattle’s Solstice Parade down for a traveling show along with it. That’s how you do a proper celebration!
How can you ban … celebrations?
Didn’t you see the documentary Footloose?
I didn’t, but a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend is in it.
I’m pretty sure that’s true of like half of Americans. The only unusual part would be knowing who the friends are.
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The Florida of California strikes again
Sounds on brand for Huntington Beach. That place has always existed in the center of the reality distortion field.
Once you see how many fight videos posted online take place at/around Main and Walnut in Huntington Beach you’ll never be able to unsee it. It’s prime soccer mom/executive dad rich douchebag meltdown territory, on top of being near a bunch of bars.
