• Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      You’ve got to be pretty fucking wasted to not notice a bullet hole in your friend’s head.

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    “He even travelled on a 200-mile journey from Rio de Janeiro to Juiz de Fora but noted something was up as the drive took double the time because of his arm spasms.”

    That was just his brain trying to slap him in the face.

  • CodeName@infosec.pub
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    “I thought it was a stone, something like that. It was like the sound of an explosion when a bomb goes off, but inside my head,” Mateus said.

    Yeah, for future reference a rock hitting your head isn’t going to cause that reaction. But I guess he learned that lesson? Maybe? Who cares, time to party!