Over 4 years ago, I posted the original of this meme. Here it is as the first in lemmy.
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The real reason is “the prophet said so, so just obey without question”
No kidding. Add in chocolate and it gets really weird.
Coffee is bad because it is a hot drink
What about hot cocoa?
Oh, that’s fine. It’s because coffee has caffeine.
Like Mt. Dew?
No, that’s fine. It’s because coffee is caffeinated and hot.
So a frappacino is fine?
No, because it’s a coffee. Hot caffeine.
So, decalf.
No. Just follow the prophet.
(Sigh. And I don’t even like coffee).
