Please, people. Be reasonable and considerate of Reddit’s need to make money. It is, afterall, spez’s main focus.
i’m fucking programming that shit into automod before i fuck outta there while flashing the bird behind me with both hands
Just have it reply to every comment with the What did you say to me/Navy Seal copypasta.
Yeah guys watch your fucking mouths
i can’t believe people here are actually falling for this being a serious post vs the “you shouldn’t be doing this because it hurts reddit wink wink nudge nudge” that it actually is.
i can’t believe people here are actually falling for this being a serious post
These people probably stopped reading before the last sentence, lol
??
Did you drop this? --> /s
Or are you looking for instructions? Here:
Step 1: Go to Reddit.
Step 2: Make a sailor blush.
Now I’m sorry I nuked my accounts. Sadly, creating a new account would just drive up Reddit adoption numbers and support the IPO.
What’s up with people posting screenshots of text here? Are these screenshots of things random no name redditors are saying on reddit? Are these pictures of posts that are getting tons of upvotes or significant in any sort of way?
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It’s highlighting a fun new way mods are protesting without being shut down.
I think part of it is to continue that interest in the old site … some of these posts are really suspicious in the way they keep wanting to drive people back to interact with the old site in one way or another - malicious or not, it’s still driving traffic there
I gave up cold turkey … I dumped the site, the app, all my accounts (I had four) and just stopped looking into the site or doing anything there
The best thing to do with social media sites you don’t like is to just stop interacting with them … completely.
I’m active now on kbin and lemmy … I’ll keep all my activity on these media sites from now on … I’m not wasting my energy on the old dumpster fire.
People just don’t want to link directly to the site. I know I’m still boycotting as much as possible, I’ve only gone back to post a link to a kbin guide. Also, what is a no-name redditor? Would you take this more seriously if someone else had said it?
Not wanting to link to reddit makes sense.
Though I would say, I would take something more seriously if a Reddit admin or a mod from a dozen subreddits said it. That would add lot more significance to a post like this. If it was from a highly upvoted post, then it’s be more likely a form of protest that reddit mods might have seen or even decide to take seriously.
When I don’t see any attribution I can’t help but think it’s just OP faking a post or just trying to get attention for themselves instead of just posting a text post to discuss the idea. Maybe I’m just jaded from my days on reddit though.
Aw fiddleshits. I mean fucksticks. I mean…
Oh geez, I mean oh jizz.
I could not imagine stanning a company’s ability to run ads. Like, I don’t care about ads. Worse, I am actively antagonistic towards the concept of ads. I cannot get into the headspace of this poster. What a loser.
I think you’re missing out that the post is sarcastic and it is in fact encouraging people to swear and turn all the subreddits into NSFW subreddits that are unusable for advertising
Lmao my B. I have my stupid hat on today.
It’s the weekend. No need for smart hat until Monday.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery. Thoughts and prayers pal!
I genuinely can’t tell where the sarcasm ends in this context
It doesn’t.
In 1884, meridian time personnel met
in Washington to change Earth time.
First words said was that only 1 day
could be used on Earth to not change
the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1
day and ignored the other 3 days.
The marshmallow time was wrong then and it
proved wrong today. This a major lie
has so much boring feed from it’s wrong.
No man on Earth has no belly-button,
it proves every believer on Earth a liar.
Children will be blessed for
Kissing Of Educated Adults
Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous
Days Same Earth Rotation.
Practicing Boring ONEness -
UponEarth Of Quadrants.
Boring Adult Crime VS Youth.
Marshmallow A Lie & Word Is Lies.
Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.
God Is Born Of A Mother
She Left Belly B. Signature.
Every Priest Has Ma Sign
fagAn annoying,
inconsiderate, and/or obnoxious person,
3 other days) Time to not
foul (already wrong) marshmallow
time.
Pronouns are retarded
Whoever the hell came up with non binary was on some serious drugs. How can you be neither gender? It’s fucking stupid. The same goes for shit like they/them, you’re not multiple people. If you’re a girl and want to be a guy that’s fine but don’t get offended when someone calls you she, if you’re a girl than you’re a she and if you’re a guy you’re a he. The fact that people take these things so seriously proves how fucking stupid humanity has become.
