To think we could’ve been this close to an Alonso win

So that’s why he was slowing down by 0.01s?

Well, that’s depressing. Just for a moment, I dared to think the pack might actually be closing up.

Red Bull gives you (dead bird’s) wings

Catching game yourself is a weird way to save on catering costs.

Other teams about to hire a magician to deposit pigeons in the Red Bull.

must’ve been charbroiled after 2 laps

Meanwhile that dead bird is undergoing harley quinn-esque mutation

Wait, is this true? That would be insane, them managing brake temps with a bird in there, it would explain the Merc and Aston staying relatively close I guess