• PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
    35·
    7 months ago

    Vote for mighty Settra, Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra’s Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer of Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri’s Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God’s Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek’s Lands, Breaker of Djaf’s Bonds…

    • Smeagolicious [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      21·
      7 months ago

      Settra still has to fulfill his campaign promises, Secretary of Health Khatep hasn’t delivered on the Universal Eternal Bodies plan and Settra still owes me 2000 canopic jars from the start of the Nurgle pandemic. Death to Nehekkkara

        • Smeagolicious [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
          17·
          7 months ago

          Nice response, however have you considered ᴄᴜʀsᴇ ᴏғ ɴᴀɢᴀsʜ 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

    • IMF_DOOM [she/her, undecided]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      16·
      7 months ago

      Lord Sauron did a problematic stand up routine and then doubled down on his defense of the childrens author JK Rowling who has previously been accused of transphobia. Lord Sauron was further criticised by trans rights activists for his statement that he will make JK Rowling an honourary general of Mordor should he win the 2024 election.

  • zed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    25·
    7 months ago

    Saruman is harm reduction, I can’t believe you loony leftists are going to let the FASCIST Sauron take power just because Saruman let the westfold burn

  • Gay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netEnglish
    17·
    7 months ago

    Im writing in the Master Chief. He seems like a stand up guy who always gets the job done. Thought Im concerned about how many cabinet positions his running mate Cortana is aiming to fill by herself…

  • edge [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    16·
    7 months ago

    Apparently Tulsi Gabbard is on Trump’s shortlist for VP? lmao.

    But we all know it’s going to be Mike Pillow.

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      8·
      7 months ago

      Do you think Trump would do better with a neocon VP and cabinet (again) or going rogue? He was basically sabotaged by his own neocon cabinet last time and had to keep firing them on rotation as they all eventually tried to lure him into war with Iran. Do you think he learned his lesson and will have more non-conventional cabinet picks, or do you think he has to bend the knee to the GOP center and pick a stinker?