The Assman

Learn to code bitch

I learned a lot about myself that day 😏

They’re fighting over who gets to impregnate their mother

When I was a kid at camp I went to bump a volleyball and absolutely slammed this chick right in the asshole. I still wake up at 2am some nights thinking about the shame.

Movie first, Saturday afternoon. Next it was a dinner date, and then board game night with her friends. You know, to make sure everyone is compatible.

In case you do, here’s a list of dozens of politicians murdered in cold blood this year: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_politicians_killed_during_the_2024_Mexican_elections

Now when you say “sort your own shit first”, you don’t mean politician murders, correct? Because that seems sorted.

You wanna talk about all those dead politicians or no?

You literally can. It’s a setting.

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Personally I think it’s high time Mexico accepts some help with their cartel problem. They’ve literally made zero progress after decades.

Pretty sure his cape is made from his baby blanket, which is kryptonian and therefore bullet proof. Lots of gun violence on krypton.

Only the good die young

Why are that robots nipples so erect

My dad’s face circa 1998 as I explain to him what Harry Potter is

Ass Hill, you say 👀

The worry is China and to a lesser extent NK join the fight

Did you miss the NK soldiers who are currently in the kursk region right now?

There’s barely any person left in it these days

“you betcha” I say as I choke you to death with a corn cob

It’s actually Hormel. Yes, like the canned chilli.

Crawl out through the fallout baby