Can gorillas in the Naruto universe perform jutsus?

Denied.

I love this website so much.

What if I was just unconsciously hoping my pet lib would get a redemption arc?

No the fuck we don’t.

LMAO also, what if they’re trying to find a justifiable reason for Biden to win and they throw Colbert to the wolves over this in November?

Forcing people back to work during the pandemic didn’t do it, taking part in genocide didn’t do it, but this skit is what will have Biden remembered as a villain.

Real Upton Sinclair hours.

Also I don’t trust any officials of the meat industry, period.

I tried Ritalin for a few months, but I didn’t notice anything besides more anxiety and a sense of dread.

A fifteenth type of liberalism.

This was pretty helpful to think on. I remember times where I felt a social disconnect when I told the truth or informed about something. I wasn’t trying to one-up. I just wanted to explain I understood something someone else experienced.

Or I came off as too obsessed with minutiae when I wanted to clarify something.

Always has been.

Couldn’t even be clever enough to use SkiBiden Toilet

I hate how Colbert introduces this nightmare. And then the video of course references trump.

“trump is using hitler’s language”

Like it’s a warning? It’s not meant to be funny - just another thing for libs to remember shitty talking points that barely held to in 2020.

Look who studied mouse law!

I already have a thing for redneck guys, so this would help.

All about aesthetics

I would say that if people were set for life in a more humane, egalitarian society, one can choose to opt into experiments without there being financial incentives to ruin informed consent.

Volunteering in this society with how they treat test subjects (a term that’s already loaded as fuck) is letting an unchecked researcher and/or corporation to fuck you up and deny responsibility while waiting you out in court.

I’m glad they don’t want to touch what they fucked up, but I think this is a case of referring him to actual neurosurgeons to help him mitigate any potential damage at their own expense. They won’t because that’s admitting fault for litigation purposes, but Jesus that’s bad.

It’s exactly what I expected to happen, but being right isn’t always much consolation.