loathed by every person that takes their mp3 tags seriously
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
loathed by every person that takes their mp3 tags seriously
🎵 Ooh fuucck
I see he’s got a rock
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🎵 Oh geee
There goes Cestus III
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
“We’re being hailed by the Orville; it’s Commander Skywalker, sir.”
You know he ain’t gonna fly
Is that the reason behind the “dragon abducts a princess” trope? They’re trying to sabotage the competition?
a series of golf balls fly out
How much Brien is on this space station?
🎶Data was a man~
I mean, he was an android-man!
Or maybe he was just an android…
But he was still DATAAAAAAAAAA🎵
Logic-gating the database!
Logic-gating the problems!
Logic-gating all the crewmates
And their pond’rous emotions!
Pond’rous emotions!!
And the Spot mews in the NIIYIIIIIGGHHHTTT
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
probably something like this
The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.
Welp, if I’m gonna sell my soul, might as well be to the fae.
from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity