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You forgot step 1: Trump promises to ban TikTok.

Schrödinger’s Cat isn’t dead OR alive. It’s dead AND alive. Schrödinger wanted to demonstrate with this thought experiment how bat shit crazy quantum physics are.

As if the right would care.

Ah, the good old days of pirating Linux software.

Yeah, but not really on a phone.

To explain the joke, as is tradition in Germany. “To meet” translates to “treffen” in German. Which can also mean “to hit something or somebody”.

Once had a multicultural family gathering where we translated the same joke into several languages.

A man knocks at a door. A woman opens and he says: “Hello, my name is Toulouse. I’m here to fuck your daughter.” The woman screams: “To what?!?” He answers calmly: “Toulouse.”

💀

Zer ver zwei peanuts walking down der Straße. Von vas assaulted … peanut.

Content with letting Maria have it.

It was actually officially called “Deutscher Gruß” - “German Salut”. Nowadays it’s called “Hitlergruß” - “Hitler salute”. Don’t know if it was also called that back then.

In Android in the App-settings you can configure it to open a whole lot of Lemmy URLs. But Android has also become stupid with opening links in apps in recent years. I use LinkSheet to work around that.

You should research the possible complications. Are the risks acceptable for you despite being satisfied with your current size?

Posting anything Trump says here is just cheating.

Truck Fonald Dump

Yeah, that’s a hard workout. I’d say 10 minutes is already pretty good. If it’s not enough for you try to switch it up to not power him out in one go. Try to experiment with other stuff besides just penetration to extend the actual time.

Also !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com

Mastodon, Pixelfed, Signal.

Pixelfed is currently experiencing massive growth so that is a good Instagram alternative to focus on at the moment.

In the meantime while everyone is looking at Elon Donald is signing executive orders to

• Grant top secret security clearances to White House staff without going through traditional vetting procedures.
• Open the Alaska wilderness to more oil and gas drilling.
• Eliminate environmental justice programs across the government, which are aimed at protecting poor communities from excess pollution.
• Move to end birthright citizenship, which is guaranteed by the 14th Amendment, for the children of undocumented immigrants.
• Declare migrant crossings along the U.S.-Mexico border to be a national emergency
• Remove protections for transgender people in federal prisons.
• Ensure that states carrying out the death penalty have a “sufficient supply” of lethal injection drugs.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/us/politics/trump-executive-orders-list.html

Bin zu faul das zu übersetzen, aber das sollten Leute nicht übersehen:

In the meantime while everyone is looking at Elon Donald is signing executive orders to

• Grant top secret security clearances to White House staff without going through traditional vetting procedures.
• Open the Alaska wilderness to more oil and gas drilling.
• Eliminate environmental justice programs across the government, which are aimed at protecting poor communities from excess pollution.
• Move to end birthright citizenship, which is guaranteed by the 14th Amendment, for the children of undocumented immigrants.
• Declare migrant crossings along the U.S.-Mexico border to be a national emergency
• Remove protections for transgender people in federal prisons.
• Ensure that states carrying out the death penalty have a “sufficient supply” of lethal injection drugs.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/us/politics/trump-executive-orders-list.html