Google translate:

The holy statue of the leader of the world proletariat تمثال مقدس رهبر پرولتاریای جهان

Blessed statue of the Soviet leader تمثال مبارک رهبر شوروی

The people of Iran look at the image of the leaders of the Communist Party in the aura of sanctity of the imams of Athar چیهای ایران در هاله ای از تقدس ائمه اطهار به تمثال رهبران حزب کمونیست نگاه می کنند

half life 3 is a moba

HIRE FANS

even on they’re getting roasted in the comments

Black is still losing, no? Sometimes I’ll resign early if I don’t see a path to winning - especially in blitz.

join him

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“Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don’t have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn’t have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they’re all fictional.”

am i in trouble?

yea you

got em

check the spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/htmlview?pli=1

you could polish a turd into a dorodango. checkmate, atheists.

when you said you love her did you mean platonically or romantically

whataboutism

ADHD?

they don’t tell you this in school, but you can order a mattress from an online retailer and “return” it.

because every online mattress store is a shitty drop shipper - they don’t take actually take returns, so they ask you to destroy the mattress or donate it to a charity (no charity actually accepts used mattresses). just fake some documentation saying you brought it to the dump and waluigi you have a free mattress.

real image from a real email that may or may not have gotten into my inbox somehow. that or SWIM got it in their inbox. i obviously would never do anything illegal ever.

make a blackberry liqueur

one of my friends started a drop shipping site for democrat meme merch god save me

since when did video embeds work??? or have they always but you have to use yewtube

did yall find this hock ptooie thing funny or am i just an old scold now