Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 day agoLook, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareLook, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agoI respectfully, don't care.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down12
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI respectfully, don't care.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoHey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down17
arrow-up1-6arrow-down1message-squareHey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down14
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoyou sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareyou sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYour family tree must be a cactus, because your all a bunch of pricks.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down12
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareYour family tree must be a cactus, because your all a bunch of pricks.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoDon’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareDon’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoWhy don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down13
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWhy don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoI bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months ago(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down12
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoWhat are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down13
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareWhat are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoThe tartness of your face sours ripe grapes.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down12
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe tartness of your face sours ripe grapes.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoI'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down16
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareI'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoYou're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareYou're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down17
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareYou star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down18
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1message-squareYou are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoIf being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down18
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1message-squareIf being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down17
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareYou’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoThe sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down19
arrow-up1-7arrow-down1message-squareThe sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoI hope you outlive your kids.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down19
arrow-up1-6arrow-down1message-squareI hope you outlive your kids.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
