Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square119fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDestidelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 months agoSkeleton walks into a bar Can I have a pint and a mop
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoA man walks into a bar and says “OUCH!”
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoA seal walks into a club…
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoHey, as long as they’re of age, what a seal does in their free time is none of my concern.
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoI’ve got bad news for ya, it’s a baby seal
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoThank God it’s not a baby shark.
Skeleton walks into a bar Can I have a pint and a mop
A man walks into a bar and says “OUCH!”
A seal walks into a club…
Hey, as long as they’re of age, what a seal does in their free time is none of my concern.
I’ve got bad news for ya, it’s a baby seal
Thank God it’s not a baby shark.
Doo doo doo