MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 3 months ago14 August 2024sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down139
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minus-squareAggravationstationlinkfedilinkarrow-up85arrow-down3·3 months ago5’ 7" How much do you weigh? Slightly uncomfortable? Wondering what that has to do with anything? Then why did you ask for my height?
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down3·3 months agoSir, this is a Wendy’s physician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.
minus-squareAggravationstationlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·3 months agoAin’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
minus-squarehaulyard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·3 months agoHighly recommend doing shit prior to that.
minus-squared00phy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·3 months agoInstructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoLeave my Ox alone, you cattle thief.
minus-squaresuperduperpirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down3·3 months ago When his height starts with 5 When her weight starts with 200 Wtf why are you fat shaming me? Why are you height shaming me? You could always lose some weight, but I can’t grow another six inches
minus-squareSkull giver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-22 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareji17br@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down9·3 months agoIt’s really no surprise so many people on here complain they can’t get a girlfriend. Imagine being so butthurt over a simple question.
minus-squareAggravationstationlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 months agoMy comment was intended as a joke. Responding like that in reality would be slightly unhinged, much like the response in the comic.
minus-squareji17br@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down4·3 months agoI guarantee a large portion of the people upvoting you fantasize about this happening, so they can come back with their “witty” remark. I’ve seen this exact thing all over here/reddit and trust me, it’s rarely a joke.
5’ 7"
How much do you weigh?
Slightly uncomfortable? Wondering what that has to do with anything? Then why did you ask for my height?
Sir, this is a
Wendy’sphysician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.Ain’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
Highly recommend doing shit prior to that.
Instructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
Somebody made an awful mess…
Leave my Ox alone, you cattle thief.
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It’s really no surprise so many people on here complain they can’t get a girlfriend. Imagine being so butthurt over a simple question.
My comment was intended as a joke.
Responding like that in reality would be slightly unhinged, much like the response in the comic.
I guarantee a large portion of the people upvoting you fantasize about this happening, so they can come back with their “witty” remark.
I’ve seen this exact thing all over here/reddit and trust me, it’s rarely a joke.