Newly engaged mid level male employee was making out passionately with the female office assistant half his age. Both extremely drunk but that’s no excuse to be such a pathetic cliche.

Thankfully someone senior ensured the man made it home safely and the office assistant sobered a little and continued on with us as if nothing stupid had occurred.

Sadly I left the company shortly after so didn’t get to see the awkwardness and any fallout that followed.