• mannycalavera
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    3 days ago

    They collectively forgot what they were doing when Bill Clinton abused his position to get sucked off by an intern.

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      I still believe in my heart of hearts that Bill and Hillary are swingers or have an open marriage and that they only got married for political reasons. When Bill got caught getting his rocks off in oval office they figured infidelity would be easier to stomach for the American people than the truth which is they they have an open marriage lol.

      I have absolutely zero actual proof for this belief but I have chosen to believe this is what happened.

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        You’re not alone, I’ve thought this for decades too. Their marriage strikes me either as one of those medieval dynastic alliances, or Hillary wanting to puppeteer Bill to achieve her own ends.

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          Our only hope is that Monica says something before she passes. Poor woman was lambasted for doing ostensibly nothing wrong. Naughty and in poor taste sure, but come on now. Who wouldn’t wanna get sucked off in the oval office. I will bet money right now that the first female president is gonna get eaten out on the resolute desk.

          Shit someone probably already has been eaten out on that desk… Imagine if it could speak lol. The stories it would have haha.