Don’t get me wrong. I’m a big fan of marmite. But I’m not an animal. I have it on toast, or a bagel, or maybe a toastie if I’m feeling reckless.

But my son wants marmite sandwiches. Sandwiches! How is it possible to spread marmite on bread without the bread disintegrating? Is there a technique that in my five decades on this earth I have not been able to master?

  • luffyuk@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    11 months ago

    Don’t microwave the whole jar!

    Heat it up in a spoon like a crack addict. Also, just pouring boiling water on your butter knife can work wonders.

    • fknidk@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      3·
      11 months ago

      if I have the time and effort I’ll heat the knife on one of my burners for a minute, but usually do I just microwave the whole jar for 15 seconds on low

      • rubikcuberOPEnglish
        3·
        11 months ago

        Gotcha. Microwave jar. I have ADHD so nothing… absolutely nothing can go wrong with this approach.