If only there was a recognized reading order and rotation to words in the English language. Rather than just randomly placing them all over the page.

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Aldi still have the cardboard box and cellular film tablets. As with Lidl, these do run out quite regularly. I’ve started getting a box whenever I see them, rather than when I run low, just in case. I’ve only rarely had to resort to the pouches.

No!

This enormous woman will devour us all!

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Hopefully it’s taking longer than usual to deny, rather than approve.

Sexual magnetism, amirite?

Apparently, when you can shout “BRING ME MY STEAK” at a servant you don’t need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

A few weeks ago I hid my backup drive behind a picture frame. “This is a great hiding place”, I thought. Took me a week to find it.

I had one of these (or a similar model). It was great!

Greggg.The extra G is for cunt.

I’ve seen this episode of Seinfeld

I feel dirty suggesting this, but you can install Edge on Linux to improve the web apps.

Apparently the video was discovered by new managers after the investigation was halted. Which suggests perhaps a less than thorough investigation.

Penis for a flipper AI penguin. Nice.

And insidious microtransactions

Maybe they could also fix the “suggested accounts” feature so that the top recommendation for me isn’t an account that posted once 2 years ago.

And it will require a proprietary dock to plug it into a TV, but they’ll only produce something like 5% the amount of docks as consoles.

Let me guess, it turned out that the zombies didn’t have any knifes.