GATLINBURG, TN—Having assessed the evidence in the couple’s wedding photos, sources reported Monday that local man Kevin Butryn appeared to have locked down his marriage proposal to wife Sandra Lewis just as his hair loss was becoming noticeable. “Whoa, check out that receding hairline! He just made it in by the skin…
Pretty much what I did. I started to thin on top in my early thirties. Nothing major at the time but it was obvious where it was going so I shaved it all off and have been since.
Aside from a few more wrinkles I look pretty much the same twenty years later…
…though my beard has recently started to sprout a few grey hairs.
You’ve gotta keep the beard though. Unless you’re Patrick Stewart or The Rock, every movie ever made says that a dude with a shaved head AND face is untrustworthy.