Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoHow do you cook an alligator?message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareHow do you cook an alligator?Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGombeenSysadminlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoThey’re to big to fit properly in a croc-pot but you can get good results if you clamp the lid down with an alligator clip.
minus-squareSuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoGoes great with a warm glass of Gatorade
minus-squareP34C0CK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 months agoWhile I appreciate the pun, the thought of warm Gatorade made my stomach turn 🤢
minus-squareBonehead@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoReminds me of those days in grade school when you’re playing really hard and sweating like there’s no tomorrow, then reach for that nice cold Gatorade that you forgot was sitting on top of asphalt in full sun for the last 30 minutes.
They’re to big to fit properly in a croc-pot but you can get good results if you clamp the lid down with an alligator clip.
Goes great with a warm glass of Gatorade
While I appreciate the pun, the thought of warm Gatorade made my stomach turn 🤢
Reminds me of those days in grade school when you’re playing really hard and sweating like there’s no tomorrow, then reach for that nice cold Gatorade that you forgot was sitting on top of asphalt in full sun for the last 30 minutes.
Seems to be a scale problem