Skullgrid@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agoDissing car brands is console wars for boomersmessage-squaremessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up1370arrow-down131file-text
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minus-squareScreamingFirehawklinkfedilinkarrow-up40·10 months agoWhy do Skodas have a heated rear windscreeen? To keep your hands warm while you push it. (I’ve owned a few Skodas, they’ve all been good cars)
minus-squaremacrocarpa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·10 months agoLol that was lada where I’m from What do you call a lada with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow What do you call a lada with a sunroof? A rubbish bin / trash can What’s the difference between a lada There’s a raffle at the bar. First prize, a lada. Second prize, two ladas. How do you double the value of a lada? Fill it up.
minus-squareHollandJim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·10 months agoYou forgot one: Guy goes to his Lada dealer and says “I want a gas cap for my Lada”. Dealer replies “…that seems like a fair trade.”
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoA man takes his Lada back to the dealership and says, “This car is useless! It’ll only get to 80 up that hill.” “Well that’s not bad,” says the salesman. “But,” replies the man, “I live at number 93!”
minus-squareZ3k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoFrom what I have seen they are pretty good these days. I’m the 80s and 90s though…
Why do Skodas have a heated rear windscreeen? To keep your hands warm while you push it.
(I’ve owned a few Skodas, they’ve all been good cars)
Lol that was lada where I’m from
What do you call a lada with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow
What do you call a lada with a sunroof? A rubbish bin / trash can
What’s the difference between a lada
There’s a raffle at the bar. First prize, a lada. Second prize, two ladas.
How do you double the value of a lada? Fill it up.
You forgot one:
Guy goes to his Lada dealer and says “I want a gas cap for my Lada”. Dealer replies “…that seems like a fair trade.”
A man takes his Lada back to the dealership and says, “This car is useless! It’ll only get to 80 up that hill.”
“Well that’s not bad,” says the salesman.
“But,” replies the man, “I live at number 93!”
From what I have seen they are pretty good these days. I’m the 80s and 90s though…