• Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Meanwhile American arms companies - “How much does it cost to get the friction burns off my cock from wanking so hard?!??!”

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      7 months ago

      If you’re already harvesting all that sweet adrenochrome, might as well swap for the new penis, too, while the young guy is already on the table.

      (jk)