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minus-squareelDalvini@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up44·9 months agoReminds me of this: Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names
minus-squareVent@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·9 months agoName input should exclusively be an infinitely sized canvas, got it.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·9 months agoFalsehoods programmers believe about names: Names are representable using an n-dimensional infinite canvas. Nobody has a name requiring an (n+1)-dimensional representation.
minus-squareSkye@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoStrongly resisting the urge to rename myself to the concept of ℂⁿ⁺¹. How do you spell it? You can’t. Muahahaha
minus-squareNorthWestWind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·9 months agoThat’s why you should store names as images
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·9 months agoHello, I am 😘 😚 🫡. Nice to meet you
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoHow do you pronounce it? Kissy kissy salute?
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·9 months agoPlease, just kall me Kiss.
minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months ago🎶 Thaaaaaat’s myyyy name toooo 🎶
minus-squareRootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoImpossible, no two people on earth have the same image name!
minus-squareNorthWestWind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoMost of the time I don’t remember what I commented so me receiving this notification made me think you’re one of those spam bots
minus-squareEcho Dotlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months ago Alright alright but surely people’s names are diverse enough such that no million people share the same name. Who thinks that? There’s about 5,000 people working at the organization I work at and there’s loads of people who have the same name, first and last.
minus-squareTurtleTourParty@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoOne of my financial accounts wouldn’t let me transfer money to another because my name wasn’t exactly the same on that account.
Reminds me of this: Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names
Lmao
Name input should exclusively be an infinitely sized canvas, got it.
Falsehoods programmers believe about names:
Strongly resisting the urge to rename myself to the concept of ℂⁿ⁺¹.
How do you spell it? You can’t. Muahahaha
That’s why you should store names as images
Hello, I am 😘 😚 🫡. Nice to meet you
How do you pronounce it? Kissy kissy salute?
Please, just kall me Kiss.
🎶 Thaaaaaat’s myyyy name toooo 🎶
Impossible, no two people on earth have the same image name!
Most of the time I don’t remember what I commented so me receiving this notification made me think you’re one of those spam bots
Who thinks that?
There’s about 5,000 people working at the organization I work at and there’s loads of people who have the same name, first and last.
One of my financial accounts wouldn’t let me transfer money to another because my name wasn’t exactly the same on that account.