• aibler@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Translation: “Due to my inability to change any of my life-long habits, I compulsively ingest aged, blended, tortured pig scraps because that’s what the sexy girls on the tv do. Anyone I think is suggesting that this may not be the most clever way to live gets sprayed with whatever idiotic words come to my brain first.”