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Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
Shutup baby, i know it
Do a flip!
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Daffodils.
“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
Me, Bender.
I’m back baby!
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
Shut up baby I know it
I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
Bite my shiny metal ass
