My dad died the same day David Bowie died. It really sucks to have all of your friends post things like, “David Bowie was an inspiration to me and made me the person I am today. His star has fallen and I will be devastated forever. Also, sorry about your dad, dude.”
After the following years, I’ve quietly taken the whole “this is when we diverged into the darkest timeline” schtick an iota more seriously. It’s been a strange 8 years.
Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)
Bon JoviDavid Bowie and Harambe were the cosmic glue that kept the universe’s shit together. Nothing’s been normal since their deaths.Bon Jovi is alive, though?
Fuck, I mixed up my musicians, I meant David Bowie!
All good, just made me double take lol
Oh, the Sovereign?
Welcome to the guild of calamitous intent!
Oh great, now you’ve started it…
Nothing’s been normal since their deaths.
that’s what they want you to think
Nope, it was all David Bowie. Harambe is just some of the initial fallout.
My dad died the same day David Bowie died. It really sucks to have all of your friends post things like, “David Bowie was an inspiration to me and made me the person I am today. His star has fallen and I will be devastated forever. Also, sorry about your dad, dude.”
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After the following years, I’ve quietly taken the whole “this is when we diverged into the darkest timeline” schtick an iota more seriously. It’s been a strange 8 years.
I just died crying laughing at the combo of post and top comment