What was my crime?

  • smk@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    4·
    1 year ago

    You are suspected in multiple crimes, viz:

    (1) Attempted arson, because of excessive 🔥

    (2) Possession of deadly weapons, on your chest 🌄 and behind you 🍑

    (3) Theft of vital organs, specifically ❤️

    And now (4) attempted jailbreak

    • Kaye @lemmynsfw.comOPEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      🤣 but also ❤️❤️❤️❤️ This is such cool answer! Now I know any I have been locked up! Thank you 💋

      • smk@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        2·
        1 year ago

        In the US at least our prisons don’t work very well and people a lot of the time go back to the same crimes after being released

        If your case, you continuing to commit these crimes in public here would be a big win, so I hope you do! 😍

  • assayer@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    2·
    1 year ago

    I need more information 😅 I am certain that the fashion police didn’t apprehend you as that outfit is just too hot.