I’m no King Solomon, but here’s my humble proposal: why not point our nukes at Jerusalem and threaten to glass that entire piece of shit city until either the Jews or Arabs agree to give it up to the other? If neither does, level it to radioactive dust.

If either does…also level it. Because religion is a pox that must be excised from this earth, and every practicioner, no matter what race or what age, should be cellularly exterminated.