Bidet "uhhmmm we’ll forgive 😴 $2 of student loans for every American, we’ll put a mortgage on the white house and send the money to Ukraine! "
(lib crowd explodes into cheers of “heil 99% hitler, heil the lesser evil” )
Lib pundit: “sure Biden is a fossil, a weirdo, a genocide apologist and a warmonger, but at least he’s not putler the baby eater! LESSER EVIL 99% HITLER”
Trumpet “folks, I’ll personally manage interest rates, build a wall surrounding the Atlantic Ocean and 😴 make Atlantis pay for it! Yes folks we have the biggest walls we have the most handsome walls in the world”
(conservative crowd explode in cheers of “stop the Atlantidean caravan, build the Atlantic wall” )
Conservative pundit: "sure trump is a fossil, wears diapers, he’s a warmonger, and has fascist militias on his side, but at least he’s not a commie tyrant like Xi! DON’T YOU LIKE FREERUMB?
Since I started looking at amerikkkrakkker politics my brainworms rate has skyrocketed, it’s at the same time the funniest and the saddest shit ever. At the same time I don’t and I do get how Americans don’t revolt immediately.
BTW how do emojis work on hexbear? Like I doubt you have an emoji keyboard like on Android/iOS with your 5.000 emojis, must be unpractical. Do you telepathically communicate the emoji you want to insert to your device?
We have both an emoji button that lets us search through them all manually, and a shortcut that auto searches from keywords if we type something following a semicolon
Bidet "uhhmmm we’ll forgive 😴 $2 of student loans for every American, we’ll put a mortgage on the white house and send the money to Ukraine! "
(lib crowd explodes into cheers of “heil 99% hitler, heil the lesser evil” )
Lib pundit: “sure Biden is a fossil, a weirdo, a genocide apologist and a warmonger, but at least he’s not putler the baby eater! LESSER EVIL 99% HITLER”
Trumpet “folks, I’ll personally manage interest rates, build a wall surrounding the Atlantic Ocean and 😴 make Atlantis pay for it! Yes folks we have the biggest walls we have the most handsome walls in the world”
(conservative crowd explode in cheers of “stop the Atlantidean caravan, build the Atlantic wall” )
Conservative pundit: "sure trump is a fossil, wears diapers, he’s a warmonger, and has fascist militias on his side, but at least he’s not a commie tyrant like Xi! DON’T YOU LIKE FREERUMB?
Since I started looking at amerikkkrakkker politics my brainworms rate has skyrocketed, it’s at the same time the funniest and the saddest shit ever. At the same time I don’t and I do get how Americans don’t revolt immediately.
Brainwormed rant over
I love Hexbear because we always have random creative writing like this
I love hexbear because of the weird detailed emojis, I download every single one I find, i have like 7 by now.
Last two are my favorites.
I love
personally
How did I miss this banger
Added to my collection
What about this one?
A gem
BTW how do emojis work on hexbear? Like I doubt you have an emoji keyboard like on Android/iOS with your 5.000 emojis, must be unpractical. Do you telepathically communicate the emoji you want to insert to your device?
We have both an emoji button that lets us search through them all manually, and a shortcut that auto searches from keywords if we type something following a semicolon
Epic, wish we had a similar thing on lemmy.ml, even better yet federated emojis. :biden-our-savior: :99-percent-hitler: :tankie-adjacent:
Oh yes, the denguin
I don’t even know a context in which half of these emojis would be used but they’re still funny I mean
behold, Angle-a Merkel
I need a beer