WE WELCOME

ALL RACES*

-ALL RELIGIONS**

ALL COUNTRIES OF ORIGIN***

ALL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS****

ALL GENDERS*****

WE STAND WITH YOU****** YOU ARE SAFE******* HERE

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*Unless you come from the inherently terroristic muslamic race or are an inscrutable oriental

**Except for scary Muslimism

***If you are from China (bad) or Russia (bad) you must swear undying fealty to 99% Hitler

****Unless you are anything that doesn’t fit into my strict straight/gay binary

*****See above

******Purchase required

*******Not a legal term, we will call the cops if you look too poor or ethnic