corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agoAmerica Deserved 9/11 Megathreadmessage-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAmerica Deserved 9/11 Megathreadcorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square64fedilinkfile-text
Get in here chapos! Any memes, rants, quips, jokes you have, let’s fuckin hear them! That shit is funny.
minus-squareghostOfRoux();@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-210 months agoQ: What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow? A: You can’t milk a cow for 22 years.
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months ago*“you can only milk a cow for 10 years” if you want agrcultural accuracy as part of your joke
minus-squareghostOfRoux();@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoFair enough. From my last job, US factory dairy cows only go for about 4-5 years before they are turned into burgers. Also I usually get the years part mixed up because God damn has it been 22 years?
Q: What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can’t milk a cow for 22 years.
*“you can only milk a cow for 10 years” if you want agrcultural accuracy as part of your joke
Fair enough.
From my last job, US factory dairy cows only go for about 4-5 years before they are turned into burgers.
Also I usually get the years part mixed up because God damn has it been 22 years?