“It’s a study I’ve done at the University of Canada. It says if you dick is under 4 inches then it’s actually big. And if it’s over 8 inches then it’s actually small. So if you’re an socially awkward loner with a 3 inch penis, then you’re actually the smartest most fuckable guy on the planet and if women don’t want to have sex with you then they should be in jail.”

It makes more sense when you think of Heterosexuality the regime of sexual dominance rather than heterosexuality the supposed love between a man and a woman. This would also explain pederasty in patriarchal societies like how it’s “gay” to receive but not to give or how it’s not “gay” if he’s a femboy, etc.