• Snowclone@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    A sitting resident can’t have their blood accessed by a third party. It is forbidden. They only the secret services personal blood handler may do so. Behind triple creme bunker walls.

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      5 months ago

      This is the kind of thing you want to Google to verify, but not enough to end up on a list.

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        I can assure you that everyone who has posted “on a list” publicly is on a list.

        I like to make it trickier, and post cryptographic hash’s for my FBI guys to decipher:

        03a3b754bc35a4a945f313e8a559d4af1a2f5e7e0f7b586c72f1a49e7e1e2372

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          Please stop, we’re having a hard enough time keeping up with your porn browsing habits. The cipher guys are all threatening to quit if they have to do any more of these.

          Sincerely, your three letter agency minder.

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            5 months ago

            Dear FBI guy,

            You know I enjoy the fact that when I browse porn, we browse together. I attempt to take you on a journey with it— is it not your flavor? Let me know your preferences and I’ll try to meet you in the middle.

            As well, I understand if you’re a little sore that I didn’t tell you the algorithm for the hash. It’s SHA-256. I know you would never give up on me, so likewise never gunna give you up.

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        I wouldn’t be shocked, Obama said he had to get his hair cut from a speciality barber in the bunker. He thought it was all a bit much.

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          Makes sense. I’ve heard of the US doing secret spy stuff and finding out health issues about foreign folks though their feces.