"How could the Pentagon do something bad!?!?!? thonk-cri "

  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    They’ll be like: Clearly the evil cheeto-man was told to do this by Pootler. And then he tricked dem into doing it by idk, tricking him into thinking President Ferdinand Marcos insulted him or something. Just vote already!"

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      18 days ago

      I saw a “The months it happened under his watch were not Biden’s fault, he was too busy passing a stimulus bill to benefit humankind”

      • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Yep. Clearly we were seeing the machinations of the abominable demonic cheeto-man in action. He is the true Loki of our era, destined to bring about Thor Ragnarok 2 to the American Republic. All while patriots like biden-horror try to steer the course and plant the trees.

        (I love posting like this, it’s so much fun)

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Honestly I half suspect the only reason this was published was because Trump started it and Biden ended it (late) and so it can be spun as something that makes Biden look good.

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        If you read until the end, it reveals that Biden is continuing the disinformation campaign with the same contractors but this time the topic is undisclosed lol.

        I suspect he just stopped Trump’s initiative because it had his name tied to it, and launched an identical initiative but this time it has Biden’s stamp on it which makes it good and moral.